Hello, all! What am I doing? Oh, nothing, just in the library right now, where behind me a group of girls are listening avidly to another girl reading an instructive article about masturbation out loud. In the last seventeen minutes she's gone over the benefits of masturbation, mental and physical, as well as covering the how-to section on both male and female genitalia. She may not realize how loud she is or how carrying her voice is.
She also may not realize this, but I have actually been annoyed with these girls for a while now. Since 10:20 to be precise.
When they all started trying to lay on top of one another I thought about sneaking a camera phone over my shoulder and posting the picture but then the logistics were to hard to figure out. But then they started reading about masturbation out loud and I found their reaction to be somewhat entertaining.
A boy wandered over to try to flirt with them but eventually their intense absorption in the details of female masturbation I think sort of embarrassed him. Not before saying "Very nice," Borrat-style.
My favorite quote so far:
"I like how it shows all different races, like, to show, that anybody can have sex..."
"... Or make a living..." (another girl sort of snorted)
I inferred here that there were pictures to go along with this "article."
They are now on to PMS. The article states, "No one really knows why women have PMS..." okay, not true. People know why women have PMS. We may not fully understand the cause of PMS on a biological and sociological level but we definitely understand what it's caused by.
I lost interest.
Back to Henry David Thoreau!
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hahahaha that's hysterical! I can't believe that's even allowed to be read out loud in a public place like that! Aren't their children?
ReplyDeleteOh man, i was laughing out loud reading this. Great post :)
thanks for leaving a comment on my blog, yes I have read the Hunger Games! and loved it! :)
Juliet